guess your dih are you gay?

five seconds. 478 facial points, 52 micro-expressions. we read your nose, T-zone, brow ridge and seven other folkloric markers, then guess your size against King's College London medians.

fully on device. nothing uploaded, nothing saved. only one person sees this number, and it's you.

five seconds. 478 facial points, 52 micro-expressions. we read your brow arch, eye drama, cheekbone contour and seven other camp-coded markers, then quantify your gayness on a 0–100 scale.

fully on device. nothing uploaded, nothing saved. Kinsey couldn't have done it better.